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Cockroaches

I found this a bit admusing, since my husband is in the pest control business.

Hard Candy

This next piece of humor I have seen written in a few different ways.  Perhaps you need to be a smoker to be lost on this one. But when first presented in my favorite manner it took me a few times to read it, think about it, before I got it. You see smokers always carry hard candy suckers around with them to help cover up their foul breath. Or perhaps, when it comes to jokes I'm just a typical dumb blonde.

                     Cigarette smoking requires a sucker.

                                             or

                     All you need is a cigarette and a sucker.                         

When presented in this manner the gist of the thought is quite obvious:

        The cigarette does the smoking - you're just the sucker.

                               ~Author Unknown

The Unknown Authors always manage to come up with some of the better sayings. Others include:

                 If you smoke, take your butt outside.

                Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.

Thank You For Not Smoking

Time for some humor. But you may need to be a smoker to appreciate this one. I caught a piece of a movie (who has time for T.V.) where a man gets into a cab and lights up a cigarette. You see a sign posted behind the cab driver, "Thank You For Not Smoking".  The cabbie proceeds to yell at his customer, "Don't you see the sign". The smoking customer replies, "Yes, and I don't expect you to Thank me for smoking".  Like I said you have to be a smoker to appreciate that one.

Something to smell ...

http://www.candydirect.com/bouquets/Stop-Smoking-Bouquet.html

Smokin' Humor

Mark Twain once said, "Quitting smoking is easy. I've done it a thousand times."